California Detective Arrests Barack Obama for Straw Violation
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Former President Barack Obama was arrested Wednesday afternoon at a California gas station after buying an illegal plastic straw from an undercover straw detective who was posing as an illegal straw dealer. The arrest was made when the officer followed Obama to a local Burger King, where he photographed the former President sipping a Diet Coke with the illegal straw. Local resident Frank Harrison said, “I don't get it, California has sanctuary cities for people, but not for straws, that just seems wrong. When you outlaw straws, only the outlaws will have straws”. Al Gore said, “this is the most shocking thing I have witnessed since I invented Global Warming to help increase my personal fortune”.
Gang related straw violations have quadrupled since the law went into effect. The straw gang cartels are smuggling thousands of straws across the border into California on a daily basis.
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