Chronic Bubble Blowers Stretch Theirs Lips And You'll Be Shocked At How Much Russians Make Because of It
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(Exclusive to PYF News, Inc., New York, 8/2/1820) Scientists have known for years that excessive use of bubble gum stretches the lips, but they only recently discovered how many Russians make money selling bogus lip-shrinking treatments. A recent study involved an on-line survey that asked respondants if they believed Russians are selling lip-shriveling balm. A whopping 92 said "yes"!
Image the physical pain and humiliation people with limp, excessively large lips are expected to tolerate every day! Sally Smith, a sufferer in Omaha, NE said "I never used bubble gum before Joe Biden gave me a piece at a Democratic fund-raising dinner. But then I was HOOKED! I tried going out in public with a bandana tied around my mouth, but the police kept stopping me and taking me in for questioning. I'm forced to stay inside now."
A man who wished to remain anonymous said "Just call me Q." When pressed further he noted, "Everybody knows the Russians are behind this. Wait for my signal and all will be revealed."
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