Regional Music Festival Changes Mission Statement To Combat Bullying

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A regional music and arts festival, Leaf Fest, thrown by well known MC and hot tub time machine bass player Adam Leaf Geschwindner of the same name, has changed its mission statement to reflect the nature of its foundational relationship with its new host venue, bucolic Mizfits Farm in geoccentrically located Berkeley Springs, West-By-Gawd Virginia.

"I knew from the inception of the project that charity would be a big part of the event," said Mr. Leaf. "Our scene is about kindness and not judging others and being generous even when you have nothing. After all, some people are so poor all they have is money. At first, i was going to give the money to Rural Access Medicine but they never returned my e-mails so i was looking for another cause worthy of what our scene could provide. Worthy of our dedication to becoming better human beings and doing our part one human relationship at a time to make the world a better place to live in and thrive. An answer was serendipitously provided out of the blue and in the most shockingly unexpected and unforeseeable manner possible when a couple of busloads of us found ourselves standing in a field all confused and talking about how we had been bullied and how horrible and cruel it is to bully someone and how destructive to people's dreams and their emotional well being bullying can be. So I decided to do something about it, and afterwords, I came up with the idea to make bullying prevention and education the charity that my festival would support. We will have Stop The Bully stop sign stickers and Mean People Suck stickers to express our solidarity with those among us who have tasted the acid tongue of an unreasoning bully."

Mr. Leaf went on to explain that he had assembled some of the finest glass blowers and tie dye performers in ALL THE LANDS to come and amaze the crowd with their consummate skillz, and also to donate handcrafted heirloom quality pieces of art which will be auctioned off to raise money for the donation. He also said there would be a 420 Moonshine Social, a Best Beard In Show contest, and a Masquerade Dance Party with costume contest on saturday night. The award for the best costume in show will be a handcarved statuette of the Hawaiian God Oscar, god of Not Treating People Like You Are An Asshole. (photo below) Musical sensations Litz, Joe Keyes and the Late Bloomer Band, Brokedown Hustlers, David Via and Corn Tornado, Get Off My Grass, Free Flowing Musical Experience, Bats Dynamic String Band, Mudcracker, along with very special guests and artists-at-large Andrew Roulette of National Headliner fame and Brett Noel, he of Dr. Slothclaw notoriety, and others, will be throwing down the heavy funk and the mindblowing heady strings all weekend while the craftsmen do their thing. An actual viking blacksmith will be on site if you need hand forged tent stakes with your initials stamped into them. With ancient runes, of course. Mr. Leaf also warned us to come hungry as quality food vendors will fill your belly when you are done feasting your eyes and ears.

Mr. Leaf encouraged interested festavarians to come early on thursday to enjoy the comradely atmosphere and some pickin and grinnin around the bonfire. A 10$ black out thursday fee will apply for the early birds, but, hey, they get to pick out the best campsites so its a small price to pay on top of the already rock bottom price of 50$ for general admission.

"Remember people, we are all in this together, and we will be judged by our makers NOT by what we have accomplished in this life, but HOW WE TREATED OUR FELLOW TRAVELLERS ON THE ROAD THROUGH IT." Mr. Leaf said as he returned to his work getting things in order for Leaf Fest, a place where it is understood that NOBODY deserves to be yelled at or insulted or given the stink eye or disrespected or have drama stirred up to make them unhappy. You know, bullied.

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