Trump unveils safety panel to combat Antifa.
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After meeting with security advisors today, President Trump detailed plans to bolster the new "Space Force" defense program. "We are cooperatively working with some patriots in the great state of Ohio to kick some Antifa ass". He added that the new initiative will "include many great leaders who will work jointly on a state-wide safety panel".
President Trump refused to take questions after this announcement but white house spoke person Sarah Huckabee Sanders said the panel is slated to include local observational humorist Steve Elshoff.
Late in the afternoon the President tweeted "These black garbed bastards have run amok for months, its time we drug them out the basement, took away their gameboys and forced them to get jobs." The tweet has since been deleted. When asked about the tweet and the President's claim, Sanders said "The President is very determined to find answers".
The President's tweet breaks from decades of previous administrations denials of possible alien contact, and is being met with skepticism from both democrats and republicans. "Mr Trump has a colorful imagination" senate majority leader Mitch McConnell said to NBC correspondent, Hallie Jackson, following Huckabee's statements. "Using Space Force to justify spending is just asinine" McConnell said.
Members of the President's new space initiative did not share the senator's assessment. The idea of a space force “is not a new thing,” said Stuart O. Witt, an aerospace executive and a member of the White House’s newly formed National Space Council Users Advisory Group. “The president just acted upon it. This is the next logical step. We need to be certain we can handle any contingency, we have theorized about extraterrestrial bases on the moons of Jupiter since the Cassini-Huygens probe".
But Rep. Jim Cooper (D-Tenn.), one of the early supporters of a separate space service, complained that Trump’s impromptu announcement would vastly inflate the military budget. “These claims are ridiculous. The contractors are the presidents friends and are excited at the prospect of an explosion of new spending, this is pure nonsense and opens the door for out of control spending" he said.
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