-(WARNING)- LARGE MAMMAL ESCAPES AREA 51!

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Courtney Mawdsley has escaped from her chamber. The escape route she took was through a wall that had been cracked by other inmate's who tried escaping. Luckily for her she put a Monster Munch poster over the hole in the wall so she could plan her escape over night time.

At 2:32 AM she used her "Tit Goo" to cover the the camera then made a run for it.

We have Camo soldiers on the hills of area 51 but they said there guns were pack jammed full of the well known self defense mechanism of COURT - REX known as "Tit Goo"

What the news reporters think is while they wasn't looking at the camera's she squirted goo over the chamber and into the soldier's weapons.

IF ANYONE HAS SEEN COURT - REX LET US KNOW AT 0161 - 624 - 418. Thank you.

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