New Orleans Man Wanted - 9th Ward

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9/1/2018
Today, a 37 year old man from New Orleans, La was arrested for supposedly f***ing the uterus out of a woman. KeKe remembers the first orgaism, calling it exploding and pleasures she never felt before.
She was handed a "wash rag" , smoked again and continued with the intimacy between her and Jelly. The second orgasm was a sneaky shocker, because she broke her nails and felt pressure, as if "IT" was still inside.
The 27 year old stated that "Jelly" had to be on them new pills, hearing the words "you ready"?
This time they got up and showered and the sex continued. Five hours later, KeKe arrived home, only to use the bathroom, slowly wiped and noticed that her uterus was missing. She immediately called the NOPD and shared her story with the arresting Detectives "BLUE EYE" & "CURLY HEAD" stating that Jelly said “I SNATCH SOULS” and "ASK THEM HOES THEY KNOW I AIN'T PLAYING"!
Jelly is being held at OPP on $100,000 bond and is being questioned in a few other soul snatching cases. We’ll keep you updated as the case goes along.

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