A Local Man from D.C. Won the Mega Millions

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According to Fox 5 local news. A young ceo goes by the name Keith Mayo just got even luckier after winning last night’s jackpot. With the winning numbers of 19,65,9,17,38,11. We’ve interviewed Mr. Mayo and he released this statement (with full excitement) I TOLD YOU BITCH, I TOLD YOU BITCH. THANK YOU JESUS FOR BREAKING ME UP WITH THIS BITCH NOW I
CAN BUY ME 2 or 3 BITCHES OWWW. As soon he receive his check of 187 million dollars after taxes, his jackpot with the option in one lump some payment he will get 129.5 million. We asked Mr Mayo what would he do with all the money. He said “I’m going to get my dick sucked as much as possible, getting your dick sucked every day keeps the stress away IM RICH WHO GIVES A FUCK”. As he chuckles boisterously. It’s been over a decade since a local person won the Mega Millions in D.C. According to D.C. Lottery there has been only 2 lucky winners that ever won every since Mega Millions came into the District of Columbia.

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