Man finds his true Blood line to be linked to Jesus
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Yesterday a crowd gathered around as a Springfield man waiting for DNA results in the mail. Desmond Walters was being accused of resembling “Black Jesus” Despite the Biblical tale of “Jesus” being white, Scientists and Researchers realized that’s not Geographically possible. A local Springfield man’s DNA was told it resembles the DNA pattern of The Bibical Leader “Jesus”. Bay state Hospital conducted a full length DNA and Lineage Test. The results were almost Shocking to realize He has the same exact DNA pattern as the Man we call “Jesus” no further test we conducted at the time. The City of Springfield has Labeled The Man as “The Returned Messiah” and has offered The Springfield man $200,000,000 for legal reparations due to Lack of “Respect on his name” more of this story will be on the 6:00pm News
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