Injured Quincy Man Who Survived Car Wreck Earlier This Month, Now A Wanted Fugitive
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 51185 Shares
By Joe Utter, September 2nd, 2018
A 43-year old Quincy man who survived an auto accident two weeks ago on Highway 28 approximately 5 miles south bound toward Wenatchee, which left one person deceased and injured 3 others; is now being sought after by local law enforcement. According to Quincy Police Department and Grant County Sheriff Office, Gonzalo Reyes Jr., is now a wanted fugitive of the law and has an active warrant for skipping out on his scheduled wrist surgery along with several failure to provide urinalysis samples and getting his current photo identification card.
"Mr. Reyes, has a long history of not following through with appointments and is also known to our department as being an individual who frequently promises to be at one place but seems to be found at others. He also suffers from severe manic charging; a disease where the individual suffers from extreme anxiety and paranoia and then begins to panic and foam out the mouth cursing in tongues whenever they have to charge their cell phone, this leads to many phone chargers to become missing anywhere the individual goes. It has become an epidemic outside Quincy city limits and has become concerning to local tax payers and law enforcement." stated Tom Jones, Grant County Sheriff.
There is currently a $12 bowl of methamphetamine, 4 small granite rocks, a broken phillips screwdriver, an expired $7 Chevron gift card along with a $2 scratch ticket that has already been scratched but consequently is not a winner; all being offered as a reward for the information leading to the capture and arrest of Mr. Reyes. Quincy P.D. strongly urges residents that if they see him do not approach him; as he is probably hungry and tired, making his behavior unpredictable. Instead, they insist you call 9-1-1 or the Grant County Sheriff Office at 509-754-2011.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
has ganado un iphone 12 pro max Solo tiene que mandárselo a 20 personas de tus amigos