Gopher disfigured Khalil Mack the day before he's do to land in Chicago.
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On what was to be Khalil Mack's last night in Oakland, tragedy struck. The star linebacker was camping with his nephew Bernie in the Oakland animal preserve when he was attacked. His use of coconut scented lotion on his genitals led to the horrific incient. A favorite snack of the gopher, coconut, often found in regions near the animal preserve, caused the loss of both of Mack's testicles. Bernie said he put the gopher in his uncle's sleeping bag as a joke. Sadly the gopher had other ideas. A spokesman for Mack hasn't immediately stated how long he will be out this season.
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