Enfield Man Wins BIG at MGM Casino!
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Mickey Scalzo, from Enfield CT is the first HUUUGE winner of Springfield Massachusetts' new MGM casino. On Tuesday night Mr. Scalzo was notified vie phone call about his winnings of 5.5 mlion dollars and was reached immediately. "First things first, I'm getting out of America!", Mickey said, "I'll be on a plane to another country asap." Before Mr. Scalzo leaves the US he is donating half his winnings to 'unpopular/not discussed in the media' causes across America, and the first being to The Satanic Temple.
Mickey was picked up at his home this evening and was brought back to MGM in Springfield to accept his winnings at which time he made these public statements. "I will never accept the government of America in its current state, nor will I ever be made to work my life for the benefit of a corporation. I will use this money for the betterment of the few of us who have become woken in these sad times." Mickey stated to a victorious cheer, and went further to say" Screw Washington, screw taxes, screw PETA, and screw Trump. I'm going now to screw your mom! PEACE!" We would like to congratulate Mickey on his winnings and hope for the best to come.
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