Deathbed Note Exclaims, The Bigfoot Hoax Was Mine!

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(Yakima, WA) AP - A dusty old note on faded paper drawn forth from an archaic steamer chest housed in the attic of his widow exclaims in the long-gone voice of Yakima local Roger Patterson, "My old friend wants to steal my hoax! I was the one who made that film, and the apeman in it. Now that rascal Bob wants to put his name on my film! That's why we replaced him with a replica 'Indian Guide' on our tours showing the film."

The rest, as they say, is history, or the semblance thereof. Roger Patterson died in 1972, but is to this day thought of fondly by his onetime neighbors. Patterson, for whom the famous "Patterson Film" is named, was a long-time believer in the creature known as "Big Foot."

A while back the old hoax was supposedly exposed when an elder Yakima man, Mr. Robert Gymlin, admitted that it all started when he decided to prank his somewhat gullible and overly enthusiastic friend. Along with his neighbor, "Bob H.," Gymlin says he arranged for their ape-man suit to be present when Mr. Patterson would have his camera ready on a trip to Blood Creek, CA. "I decided to come clean just this week," said Mr. Gymlin. "Doing this just so Roger can be famous just didn't make sense anymore, by golly. It's time for me to get some fame," said the jolly, diminutive old man. Could this be yet another layer in the hoax conspiracy, with the film now being called "The Patterson-Gymlin Hoax"? Only history can say, and that has yet to be rewritten.

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