TJ Luder, 21, Male of Duryea PA arrested for stealing the new Spider-Man game
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A 21 year old male from the Duryea area TJ Luder who was last convicted of kidnapping back in October of 2016 certainly didn’t learn from the last time he was caught. He was offered a plea deal as the judge thought TJ should be let off easy as the first women didn’t want to pursue and save face from a trial as well as it being his first offense so TJ was let off on 5 years of house arrest and Community service. Mr. Luder who was again caught shop lifting at a gamestop trying to get the new Spider-Man Game for the Xbox 1 thought he could slip out of the shop without being seen. But local hero Brandon Macrae,21 of Duryea saw the entire act go down and quickly ran and caught up to Luder capturing and forcing him to turn the game over. Mr. Luder screamed as he said “You don’t understand this game is my life! I can’t just give this up. I want to save the world! I want to be somebody for once! Please let me go, I’ll do anything! I just want to be a hero, I want to be the voice of every and any kid who was ever pushed inside a locker like a middle school cartoon! I want to be the voice of any kid who was made fun of for not being able to post someone up on the basketball court or even being good on the swim team! I want to be their hope! I want to be their friendly duryea neighborhood “Super Luder”! People surrounding the scuffle quickly called police as police swiftly showed up onto the scene. Mr.Macrae was interviewed for his courageous act as his comments were” I really feel bad for this guy... it seemed like he had a lot of things he had to deal with personally but that doesn’t excuse him for trying to steal such a great game. Maybe if it was Zelda or Mario or some bs I wouldn’t care but not this game. Not to mention that was the last copy and and I’d be damn if he got his hands on such a gem. Well the cashier gave me the game for free so maybe when this guy gets out of prison I’ll let him have it... just maybe. Justice was served as Luder will be processed and spending 25 years in prison as the judge said I let you off once but first you broke parole and you stole such a great fucking game that I can’t let this one slide. Mr. Luder will be put away for a long time for this villainous act and careless crime. Never again will this man walk the streets of Duryea. We’re all safe thanks to Mr. Macrae.
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