*Breaking News* ATLANTA DUCKS ARE COACHLESS ONCE AGAIN
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Once agian, the Atl Ducks is without a Head Coach. Sources say ex head coach Jasman Reeder resign from the team last week after losing all preseason and the 1st two games of the season.
This team has been in shambles since last year's cheating scandal, where they had a 12 yo playing on a 8u team and almost had to forfeit the rest of season. The Ducks went on to make it to the playoffs (lost real bad in the 1st round), and the 12yo was arrested for violating the terms of his parole for cheating and had to serve a year in Juvy. The 12yo Babymother stated "The ducks took my son's father from us".
The Ducks brung Coach Reeder in to change the team around with his smooth style of coaching. It looked like a great move, The parents was happy asf, Cache and Marci kissed each other open mouth when they heard the news.
Coach Reeder, who was the OC for the RocBoys, came in with high hopes for the season but was met with hostil, violent, ghetto parents who think they know more about football than a coach whos got a couple of championships under his belt. Coach Reeder stated "Fuck this shit, let Cache coach this muthafucker, she think her nuts bigger than mines anyway".
The Ducks parents still have high hopes for the season, dispite not having a head coach. Marci Speed stated "Fuck him, I'll call the defence and Cache will call the offense. We don't need that Lunch Box Body mutherfucker!"
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