WHO'S THE BLAME FOR (1-3) GSA 9U's DEMISE??

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GSA has always been a force to be reckoning with, especially when they were the Old Nation Knights. This team never had a losing season under Head Coach Drek Boyd aka Young Nick Saben....until now!

GSA won their season opener against WapBlue 6-0 on a force fumble recovery for a TD. Zay Bankhead, WapBlue's Get Back coach, stated "that shit was weak, they didn't get not one 1st down, plus coach Huff can lift 3000 pounds but refuse to lift deodorant to his arms pit"

With all this speed and talent on this team, its no reason for them to be fighting for last place against the Head Coachless Ducks. Coach DT, head coach of WapBlack, stated "Drek took my best RB and made me realize he was just a fast ass LB".

It been so much finger pointing to why this team can't win a football game, Coach Boyd blaming Coach Huff, Coach Huff blaming the O-Line, the O-Line blaming the parents, the parents blaming Section 8, Section 8 is confused. One Christian parent stated "we can't win cause its not GOD's will"

The team's chemistry is dead, New parents and old parents don't get along. Old parent, Tia Harden stated "these new parents snack be having roaches in them...ROACHES!"

GSA has 4 games left in the season (Seminoles, CD, Sandtown, Ducks) can they turn it around and make it to the playoffs??(HELL NO)

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