Scientists Have Discovered That Drinking Water Is Actually Bad For You!
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We all are told, drink lots of water! Have a headache? Drink water! Dehydrated? Drink water! Thirsty? Drink water! We are told that water can help us lose weight and have clear skin, but Thai isn’t the case! Water actually contains a poison called Hydrogen! This poison causes us to pee, vomit, and digest things in out stomachs! Do not drink it! It will also lead to an early death! Many scientists have researched and discovered that drinking water is not as good as drinking soda! The bubbles cause excitement in your mouth, and it comes in tasty flavors! The sugar helps kids to feels happy, and the coloring is proven to cause cancer, but at least you’ll be happy drinking delicious soda! Plus, sugar causes you to have acne, but then you can become Dr. Pimple Popper! That’s a plus in my book! So stop drink WATER! UGH! And drink soda! Scientists recommend the sodas with the highest amounts of sugar and caffeine! SPREAD SO PEOPLE DO NOT GET POISONED!
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