DERBY REVELLERS WELCOME POP ICON MORRISEY IN SURPRISE VISIT
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LOCAL DERBY REVELLERS WERE SHOCKED AND SURPRISED WHEN POP ICON MORRISEY FORMERLY OF CULT BAND " THE SMITHS " VISITED THE CITY FOR A GOOD OL KNEES UP.
CHRIS HILL AND DAZ WRIGHT , BOTH OF DERBY WERE HAPPILY ENJOYING THEIR NIGHT OUT, WHEN SUDDENLY IN CAME MORRISEY , STRAIGHT OUT THE BLUE.
" WE WERE STAGGERED TO BE HONEST " DAZ TOLD DERBY TODAY REPORTER JASON CUMFORTH , ONE MINUTE WE WERE HAVING THE CRACK, NEXT MINUTE IN WALKS MORRISEY SINGING "SHEILA TAKE A BOW" .
" TO BE QUITE HONEST , WE WERE THRILLED UNTIL THE TABLES TURNED SOMEWHAT WHEN HE STARTED ASKING FOR FAGS AND PUSHING US TO BUY HIM A PINT. THOUGHT IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE MEETING SUCH A BIG NAME FROM THE POP WORLD IN HUMBLE DERBY BUT HEY HO ! THINGS HAPPEN SOMETIMES IN LIFE THAT COME AS A BOLT OUT THE BLUE. ANYWAY WE TOLD HIM TO BUGGER OFF " CHRIS STATED.
SINCE SPEAKING TO THE PAPER, IT CAME TO LIGHT THAT IT WAS,NT ACTUALLY FLOWER TOTING 90,S MANCHESTER SENSATION MORRISEY BUT A LOCAL HABITUAL IMPERSONATOR BY THE NAME OF PATRICK ANNABLE OF NO FIXED ABODE.
NOTHING HAS BEEN SEEN OF HIM LATELY AND SUGGESTIONS ARE BOUNCING AROUND THE CITY THAT HE HAS MOVED ON TO NEW TERRITORIES WITH SIGHTINGS AS FAR AS CHAPEL ST LEONARDS AND INGOLDMILLS.
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