PRESTON MAN TURNS OUT TO NOTORIOUS 'FLASHER'

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After many months of investigation, it transpires that a Man from Preston posing under the pseudonym of 'Purple Usman' is in actual fact Usman Amin a 'notorious' 'flasher' in Ibiza and other holiday resorts One mother and daughter how they noticed him hanging around the pool all day - dressed in what looked like a Rolf Harris shirt and 'butt tight' shorts...she said 'I noticed him during the day and then later on he was on the other side of the pool ...minus his shorts...my daughter screamed in shock...I didn't know whether to laugh or cry... his penis was out of proportion to his entire body , given the enormous 'buffalo' sized head...his pens resembled a prawn with a broken back.. It's put me off going abroad forever'. Usman will be sentenced on Dec 21st at Preston Crown Court.

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