Alliance Man Dies After Roommate Engages in Heated Sex on Top Bunk

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An Alliance man was pronounced dead after paramedics and police arrived at the scene.
Chester McLester, 55, was sleeping in the bottom bunk of a homemade bunk bed when his roommate Eyee Cantgetany, 21, (a foreign born college student) engaged in heated sex with a woman he met at The Crystal Lounge, Trisha Weysalot, 38, until the bunk bed collapsed on Mr. McLester killing him instantly. Authorities are not sure of the exact cause of death. Paramedics believed the victim's neck possibly was broken killing him instantly even though the love making couple removed the damaged pieces of the bed fairly quickly only to find that Mr. McLester was not breathing. Officers believed the shear weight of both the love makers was much to heavy for the wooden hommeade bunk bed. Mr. Cantgetany and Ms. Waysalot total weight was well over 700. Ms. Waysalot tipped the scales at 350. Mr. Cantgetany was recorded at 385. The weight limit for the top bunk is suspected to have been only 250.
The Stark County Sheriff will release the findings of the Stark ounty Coroner's office as soon as the autopsy is complete

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