Michigan Woman Viciously Attacked by Sloth

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Friday afternoon at the Palm Beach Zoo, a Michigan woman was viciously attacked by “Wilbur” the slot. Wilbur is apart of the Sleepy Sloth Experience and according to the caretakers, he has never exhibited any behavioral issues in the past. Witnesses to the attack stated that they almost didn’t believe what they were seeing. Barbara Marshal, a tourist from Pennsylvania, told reporters, “it was the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen”. The name of the victim has not been released at this time. Sources say she suffered multiple lacerations and punctures throughout the face and neck area during the attack but is expected to make a full recovery. Wilbur’s handlers are looking into all possible reasons as to what could have triggered the attack.

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