Foreston Man arrested for stealing neighbors sex toys
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On Valentines night Benjamin Perv Rothstein was arrested and charged in connection to a string of burgularies in the Foreston area. Ben was arrested at the Foreston liquor store where he and his accomplices Bradley Loeher and Andy Oska were playing Cock ring toss and hide the snake with sex toys that were reported stolen in the neighborhood. The filthy trio confessed to a long night of drinking and hours of Porn Hub and Playgirl Magazines. When it wasn't doing it for them anymore they decided to raid all the plus sized women's bedrooms in the area. They confessed after hours of interregation where they were water boarded and hung by there testicles. The Benton County Sherriffs office decided not to press charges and let the trio go because nobody wanted there toys back after knowing where they have been. Keep an eye out for these pesky boys. There last know whereabouts was on Lake Mille Lacs for the Perch Extravaganza. They are likely drunk and looking for things to put in someone's butt!
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