CONTROVERSY!- Ferguson Student Athlete Banned From School.
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Ferguson student athlete Allen “Turbo” Gonzalez holder of the 60 yard dash record at 5.5 has just been banned from John A Ferguson Senior High School. Although many students will be angered by this as in all honesty Allen was the cool kid on campus the administration has decided that he can’t stay any longer. The reason? Last week at 12:60 PM during the second wave of lunch break Allen was caught fornicating with his girlfriend on campus. Now normally this would be swept aside as Allen has already been caught 3 times before this for the same reason but this time Allen decided fuck it and had sex with his girlfriend infront of the entire school. We have multiple eyewitness reports that detail the incident. “ He just wouldn’t stop even after security told them to” One student says “ I was on the phone with my child when the yelling began and I heard in the back omg Allen’s fucking on the table!” One parent says. Another says that they won’t be able to attend school the same after today. Allen’s coach’s have commented on this situation saying “ I’m very disappointed in him...that’s not even the techniques we’ve worked on in InDD. that’s gonna be a minus 2 from me.” Police are still searching for Allen as after he finished he used his 99 speed attribute to escape and run away. This was KenBalls Rodriguez reporting.
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