Delco Police and F B I, are Looking for Mike Paquin of Brookhaven for Treason against the U,S.

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President Trump Has issued a Statement saying Mike Paquin has hurt his campaign for the following reasons and wants Paquin Arrested for Treason because he says Mike Paquin has been posting government seacrets on facebook that he should not even know about. F.B.I, Director has set up a taskforce to catch Paquin who for now has been able to avoid capture. The reason the president is so upset is because Paquin has stated Donald Trump is an idiot over and over as well as calling him a liar and his wife a whore. The president has officially signed an executive order to keep paquin quiet Trump also stated Paquin has posted Mean Memes about him and has told everyone the president is a looser who will bankrupt the county like he has all of his businesses. Trump says that's not True not all of his businesses have been bankrupt and mike is a big fat liar and should not be aloud to protest him anymore on Facebook or any where else for that matter. The President has said mike paquin has committed treason because everything he said was supposed to be a secret and i'm not an idiot the president said as tears welled up in his eyes. Other members of congress agree with Mr Paquin, Nancy pelosi Stated she agrees with mikes theory the president is an idiot, she say's there is plenty of proof to substantiate Mr Paquin's Claims and she herself has tried numerous times to get the house to investigate but has been unsuccessful do to Trump has something on each member of the house and they will not vote to investigate Donald Trumps sanity or idiocracy , For now she claims we just have to deal with the village idiot until we are able to come up with enough money to pay Russia off so Democrats can win the election again Pelosi says we just have to fight fire with fire. Richard Blumenthal Democratic senator of connecticut has this to say about Mike Paquin, Mike is not a criminal he is a patriot and the president is an idiot and mike is correct and should not be Arrested for treason and if he should come to connecticut he will give Mr. Paquin sanctuary and protection. Connecticut LGBT spokesman has said mikey is our boy and because his friend Mike Montanaro is a huge contributor and member we will protect mikey Paquin from the F.B.I, and President Trump. this Reporter agrees with mike as well but i must remain bias as all good journalist are. This news report has been brought to you by Bullshit meadia another fine division of white trash inc.
Reported By; Ed B.

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