Small Town Mother of Two Develops Language for Animal/Human Communication

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Sounds like something from a Sci-fi movie, however, this new age research has landed modern day humans into a new realm. With the use of DNA and electromagnetic radiation and hours of research, a North Western Pennsylvania mother is reported to have accomplished the impossible. The info we have received at press time reveals that she has been documenting her conversations with her beloved pets for decades. This new frontier seeking woman started out speaking with animals by realizing she could communicate with the squirrels in her yard. "Their chatter can be broken down into segments and from there, I was able to use electromagnetic technology to decipher the chatter." From there, she says that she expanded her research to include the Bovine species. Through journaling and daily monitoring, with the help of an anonymous veterinarian, the sounds that each species made were found to contain repetition and rather precise phrasing that up until now has gone unnoticed.

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