MARCUS HIGH SCHOOL CHANGES RULES AND BENEFITS GREATLY

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Marcus high school originally made buying a parking spot only available to seniors, but after the students came together calling for change, the rule was changed and now ALL students have the opportunity to buy a spot

After this new rule was set into place, the experience of the students at marcus high school greatly enhanced and the schools profit from the spots themselves tripled!

“Ever since we made the spots available to everyone, our profits have tripled. The amount of money marcus is collecting is incredible. We will now be able to buy better quality equipment for all sports. We should have done this a long time ago” - PTA board member at marcus high school

“Getting to class on time is so much easier now” - Junior at marcus high school

“Our football equipment is so much nicer now, i’m so glad they changed that rule so our school could raise more money” - Varsity quarterback at marcus high school

While some might say the rule should not change because it’s tradition to paint a spot your senior year in high school, it’s clear that the benefits outweigh the desire to keep tradition here. The world and it’s norms are constantly changing, and this change has proved to be beneficial in many ways.

This being said, Marcus high school would like to make a PSA:

“Changing this rule has been nothing but beneficial to our school, our students are happy, our staff is happy, and we are raising more money than we ever have been. We highly encourage every school nationwide to follow in our footsteps and implement this rule” - marcus high school

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