Ferguson Prospect Hospitalized After Sex Accident
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Ferguson Baseball rising star Ozzwaldo Martinez has just been admitted into Dylan Perez Memorial Hospital with multiple different injuries due to a freak sex accident. The story goes Ozzwaldo also known as “Ozzie” was attempting a new sex position with his 500 pound girlfriend Bernice where she would get on top of him and ride him. This popular position would be possible if it wasn’t for the 350 pound difference between Bernice and Ozzie. Doctors say one of Ozzies lungs are crushed and both his hips are gonna need replacement. Also doctors needed to perform emergency surgery on his whippersnapper as it was bent 6 inches in the opposite way. Lastly it has come out that he now has partial deafness in his left kneecap. We have a statement from his girlfriend. “Oh my god is my baby ok? Oh no I warned him that I was a big girl but he said that he could handle me, oh no I really hope my baby boy Ozzwaldo is ok.” A very sad sad day indeed for the Falcons today as they lose their prospect. Have a turtle day!!
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