The Duck Hunter Returns
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Twentynine Palms, Ca. A small community that many have never heard of will be remembered by all thanks to a a Great Miracle that has taken place there. The Duck Hunter a well known resident of the area had passed away nearly five years ago has miraculously came back from the dead!! Not a look a like or a want to be but the true one and only Duck Hunter himself has came back. Leaving his family and himself blown away. It all began on January 24, 2020 the local game warden and a close family member of the Duck Hunter, Tamara was chatting with her sister Yevonne and friend Fia at the local McDonalds when out of know where a man appeared and sat down next to them. He had long straggley hair and a goatee. He also did not smell to good. He smelled like death warmed over commented yevonne when describing how he looked at that moment. Tamara kindly asked the stranger can I help you? The man looked at her with a puzzled expression on his face and said yeah Tamie I sure hope so. First tell me what day and year is it, well January 24, 2020 Tamara stated matter of factly. Thinking he must be lost and probably had dementia. The next thing he said nearly knocked the three friends on their asses! Well he said last thing I remember I was in the monument searching for a friend of mine who was sick and needed medical attention. A few people had died after coming in contact with her, Tainted Duck. So I needed to help her. I remember finding her and we posted up in a homestead cabin trying to figure out our next step, because the game warden had put an apb out on her and advised all Duck Hunters to refrain from hunting ducks untill she was caught. Next thing I knew I was lieing in a hospital bed slipping into darkness. That was April of 2015! The next thing I remember is sitting on the curb in front of Downey Cemetary wondering what the _ _ _ _ is going on and where have I ben? With shakey hands the game warden brushed his hair aside and looked into the hazel eyes of the Duck Hunter and said OMG its really you. Your back from the dead Hunter its a miracle. Dead what do you mean dead? The three women stood and said lets get you cleaned up and to the doctor for a check up and we will explain it all to you. After the doc looked him over and said he was in great health they told him the whole story. They determined that he was probably brought back to look once again for tainted ducks that are on the rise. With a big heartfelt smile he commented that he was estatic to be among the living again and to all those new and wonderful tainted ducks out there do not fear the Duck Hunter is back and your safe in his arms.
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