Millville Man Sleeps 90 hours a week and Claims to be still tired
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After sleeping 8-10 hours in his bed, Millville man has to take a nap on the couch from walking down stairs to the living room. To make matters worse he returns to the couch for a quick 2 hour nap after eating 3 doubles with everything from a Millville local hot spot named Jim’s lunch. Once this man, who will remain nameless, is ready for his day he heads over to Hucks to pick up a cheesesteak, a bag of funions and a 2 liter of grape soda. After eating his 15000 calorie dinner finds himself comfortable on his recliner where he dips in and out during the commercials of his favorite TV show “Ellen.”
Here’s to you Mr. Sleepy pants, your friends are still waiting for you to call them back.
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