LOCAL DERBY MEN GET CALL UP FROM DHSS

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Three local Derby men all received a call from the DHSS within minutes of each other whilst revelling in the city centre last Saturday night.

Despite claiming they were all out of work , they were in fact doing jobs on the side and still claiming benefits they were not entitled to, from reasons of cronick backache to ghout .

Patrick Annable , John O Leary and Ant Wallis , all of no fixed abode, said their claims were justified and in no way were they scamming the system , however the Department were not convinced and have proceeded to investigate.

Ex council cleaner Patrick candidly spoke about being unfit for work due a bad case of ghout in the toe and could not walk properly.

Both John and Ant claimed Cronick back ache and suffered with sleepless nights because of the pain caused.

Unfortunately , the DHSS would not accept these excuses as they were seen far too frequently on the town with pints and vending machines very much in the foreground.

All three men may face severe court action pending the investigation and repay the backlog of benefits they all have accrued.

Unfortunately since this photo was taken, neither of the three men have been seen since ,and believed to have took a train to Yarmouth.

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