Chuy’s Tex-Mex Not Meeting Customer Expectations
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Chuy’s Tex-Mex restaurant opened in July 2019 on Michigan Rd in Carmel. But since then, customers have said the food tastes like shit and the drinks are about as good as getting anally violated by a fork with bent prongs.
Spokesman for the company, Dick LeVageeni, says expectations were just too high from the start. “We know our food is not very good, but there were just so many people who told their friends ‘this is the best shit ever!’, and we cannot provide a quality dining experience.”
The company does not plan to close this location, yet, but expressed a sincere desire to try and make it. “We’ll keep putting donkey shit on a plate and serving it, just as long as dumb ass people keep coming to the store.”
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