Cult discovered in scarborough
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Pensioners in Scarborough today, uncovered what they discribed as 'a druggy sex cult of devil worshippers'
Karen, 52, of Stepney Hill was attending to her weekly cleaning job at the kam sang in Scarborough when she stumbled upon the several cult members, dressed in tin foil. The leader of the tin foil cult, known only as "pappa John" denies any involvement in cult activities. He claims they are free to practise worship however they see fit. But in the eyes of the law they are wrong. The cult believes that a group of extra terrestrial scientists visited "pappa John" when he was on vacation in Gibraltar and shared various information with him on the creation of man. Cult members, known as jonidians within the circle, are encouraged to give up their wives and girlfriends to their leader. In return they will recieve good fortune and also money from the alien scientists... Eventually.
The cult was later deemed totally cool and totally legal and just the best cult you've ever seen, OK, by American president and business man, Donald Trump. Adding 'hilary is a total loser OK, even if she wanted to join this cult, which she can't, pappa John would never agree to it. Even if she was good looking. He's a very intelligent man and a good friend of mine OK, and totally right about aliens and stuff'
This article was written and composed by Hunter S. Jonson.
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