Breaking: Trump Authorizes Space Force To Investigate Mass UFO Sightings In Pineville Kentucky
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Due to the ongoing nature of continued mass sightings of ufo's in the township of Pineville in Kentucky, President Trump authorized the newly created Space Force on Friday March 6 2020 to investigate this unusual ufo activity.
Now that the Space Force has been activated the residents of the small rural mountain town of Pineville finally believe that they will get answers as to what has been going on.
A very well known resident who only wants to be identified as "Delmus" said Friday that "Its about time we got something going on around here. Everywhere I ride my bike I keep seeing these ufo's. I believe that since I have not been seeing Johnny Walker about as he ordinarily does, that he's been abducted. Maybe the Space Force can help us to find Johnny!"
Delmus believes that the well known Mr Walker has become a victim of space alien abduction, and furthermore is expecting the Space Force to investigate this and who knows, perhaps try to contact the aliens and make some sort of "prisoner exchange." Mr Delmus believes that our government is holding space aliens at Area 51 and likewise believes that alien abductions are for to have prisoners enough to force our government into making an exchange for those aliens they hold in Nevada.
This story originally appeared in the Mountain Advocate.
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