First person to contract coronaviris identified

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We have been unaware of how exactly the coronaviris originated but now we are no longer in suspense. It was speculated that the consumption of bats was to blame, this was false. The real cause of the coronaviris was due to the stupidity of Dr. Gurbins, who thought she could develop a new breed of animal, the monkey bat. After a failed attempt she disposed of the species in what she thought was a biohazard waste chute but actually turned out to be a laundry chute. Dr. Gurbins had decided to conduct her research in her apartment, this was clearly her first mistake. The monkey bat mutant escaped, spreading bacteria it had acquired.

We now can a credit the horrific virus to the incompetent Dr. Gurbins (who is unaware of the death, sorrow and pain she has unleashed) who is soon to face charges and possibly be sentenced to death.

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