Lonely Monobrow Child Gets Beat To Death
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Ugly Monobrow Child named Riley Stauder was slaughtered to death by Markes dared to prove that little fuck wrong.
Riley Stauder was found completely slaughtered into pieces inside his pet cat named “Hercules”.
Officials say lunatic Markes the used to be pro siege player was online with Riley and were caught in an argument, after Riley had invited his pussy boyfriends to back him up and ganged up on Markes and talked trash Markes had decided to keep calm and trash talk back but after a long argument Markes snapped, not long after he was threatening Riley but non of them bitch boys didn’t care, but Markes has a plan, after careful nights of planning he had set up multiple different torture weapons such as a Scythe, Tweezers, Car Battery Plugs, Finger Snapper, Chainsaw, Needles, Eye Poppers, A How-To-Torture book and an abundant amount of medical supplies he then went to his 2 step of his prep faze, he booked a flight to up-state New York and reserved himself a room at a nearby Hilton hotel.
Police say they have an idea of what happened and are open to sharing with audience but warn that this is PROBABLY WAYYYY TOOOL FUCKING GRUESOME, hey but it’s Riley so who the fuck cares? Right? Markes left his hotel at 5:05 am in the morning a week before Riley was kidnapped, later that day he got to Riley’s house at 6:24 am, he pick locked his way into Riley’s house and hid inside Riley’s basement until 8:22 am, Riley’s parents were awake and moving around the house, Markes studied what time people went in and out of the house carefully planning when to strike, after careful planning and studying Markes decided to wait till Thursday the 26 at 5:05 his dad left and Riley was the last one at his house, patiently, Markes waited till 5:20 to make sure his dad didn’t forget anything, at 5:25 Markes started making his way to Riley’s room and found Riley playing Fortnite, this aggravated Markes even more and Markes decided to slip a napkin with nitrous oxide under Riley’s nose which immediately knocked him out. At 7:49 pm Markes has made it to his safe house with Riley but it wasn’t so safe for Riley because he was handcuffed, tied up, barred up, and pressured down an electric chair, after a small wait of Markes preparing his “tools” Riley woke up and started panicking, he started crying for help but he had a caller that you put on dogs when they bark so whenever he got too loud he got shocked, but thanks to Markes’s big brain, he amplified it to be a stronger shock with them Duracell batteries so when ever Riley screamed he got 380 electric volts that strained down his neck, after Markes had his “tools” ready he started with the finger breakers, he went up to Riley and asked him who’s your daddy and whenever Riley answered, Marked just broke his fingers, one, by, one, until the ten of them were gone, hey, they kinda look like sausages, heheh ????, alright back to the point , after the fingers Markes grabbed the car battery plugs and gripped the two of them onto his nipples like that one torture seen from gta v when Trevor tortures the shit outta that one dude who I totally didn’t forget of, well that basically happened to Riley. After the electric shocks he then got the Scythe, he slowly ripped all of Riley’s nails, lips, and toes with the scythe, slowly, so slow, allowing Riley to process the pain, after crazy amount of blood spurred out of him, Markes grabbed the medical supplies he had bought and started patching up Riley, the next day Markes woke up early and had breakfast, made himself some pancakes ???? ???????? and after a while he went out for a walk feeling very relieved, but he knew he still wasn’t done, Markes went back to his safe house and continued with his torture, next he grabbed the pliers which he used to pull Riley’s nostrils out his nose with, after the pliers he went to the needles, he had over 6,000 needles which he carefully placed in each tissue of Riley’s body, after a lot of blood Riley was covered in needles, and then Markes proceeded to the eye poppers, this one was the most gruesome in my opinions so basically Markes just put the eye popper inside Riley’s eye socket and slowly over the day the eye popper slowly close a centimeter every hour, a whole day went by with the eye popper slowly closing, Markes came back to Riley dead of stress and trauma, with no eyes he decided to put them in a bag, he threw grabbed the chainsaw and cut up Riley’s body into 3 inches each, and went back to Riley’s how’s and fed it ALL to the cat, the cat mutated I think cause that fucker was big when Markes first got there but when Markes fed that cat that fucker grew an extra leg and got std’s and gained over 100 pounds, the next day Marked went back home relieve and relaxed, went back to playing 2k and Siege like nothing happened.
Police Arrested Markes after finding his dna on a fallen hair that was found in Riley’s basement, he was jailed for life for committing 3rd degree murder and was never seems again after escaping prison on his 1st week there.
Riley has a funeral which NO ONE attended cause no one likes him and his Monobrow looking headass. And that was Markes’s gruesome psychotic murder on Riley.
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