Kmart shopper claims he was “blinded” at the store
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Jan. 16th, 2014:
Reports state that John Smith, a Chicago resident, was shopping at Kmart’s store on S. Harlem Avenue in Tinley Park, Illinois one day late last week when the blue light special came on in the Novelty Easter Inflatables aisle.
“It was like a supernova,” John claimed. “My eyes hurt worse then they hurt when I watch T-Series videos from a year ago on a 3 hour loop.”
Local authorities have temporarily closed the Kmart to inspect the situation with the blue light. We reached out to the Kmart Corporation, but we have heard no response.
John Smith’s lawsuit is currently pending.
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