Woman’s Hospital ER to be closed in July

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The Woman’s Hospital of Texas ER located in Houston, Texas is stated to be closed in July due to bankruptcy. Medical Director and ER physician Dr. Alex Cano states that she is excited for the closing and believes it is the best thing for the city of Houston. “Vaginas all over the world will be grateful that we closed,” Cano states to reporters. “The staff used XL speculums and does unnecessary rectal exams to patients with cough and flu like symptoms,” stated a well known OBGYN who wants to remain unnamed. When asking what the staff is going to do once the closure happens CEO states, “I guess those bitches will figure it out.” Can you believe it Houston? We will be coming live with an interview soon with well know and world renounced nurse and house supervisor, Cydney Quick who will soon buy and own the hospital. A light of positivity and brilliance in a dark and scary time for women and vaginas.

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