LAURA PAUSINI VS PINK IN A MMA FIGHT

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The stunning Laura Pausini was going to fight Pink, in a MMA cagefight, trying to forget the beating she took against the American tigress Britney Spears last year in Milan.

The 2 girls enter in the cage, Pink was hard, and extremely brutal. Her fighting technique was to use her powerful muscular arms and shoulders to hammer punch her opponent until she was beaten senseless. Not very technical, but very effective. Pink is strong 163 cm tall to 169 cm for Laura, 60 kg for Pink and Laura. Laura was wearing a black bikini, barefoot she was really sexy like a goddess!!! Her body was extremely smart.

The fight began. Laura took a couple of hard jabs before dancing away, shaking her head. As Pink closed again Pausini tried a kick, successfully driving her foot into a steel hard thigh. It had no effect at all. Pink simply grabbed her ankle, moved closer, and drove a punch into Pausini's sleek outstetched thigh. Pushing Pausini back up against the cage wall, Pink rammed an elbow into the side of Laura's face, and smashed more punches down into the beautiful sleek thigh. Then she let go of the leg, and just threw Pausini bodily across the cage sending her crashing to the floor.

She had just got to her hands and knees when Pink's kick exploded against the soft part of her side between her hips and ribcage. With her eyes closed in agony Pausini rolled over cluthing her side.

Pink reached down, and rolled Laura onto her side, and pinned her free arm back with one knee. Kneeling over her beautiful opponent, Pink leathered Pausini's kidneys.
Pink was by now ramming her knee hard into Pausini's side, driving it into the woman. Her face was contorted into a brutal sneer. Laura was gasping in pain and desperately trying to squirm free. Then Pink clubbed a punch down into Pausini's face which knocked the beauty onto her back once more. Pink stood up, and hovered over Laura, looking like a predator about to pounce for the kill. Laura struggled to her knees, and took a knee to the face for her efforts, jolting her head back, and leaving a red mark on her cheekbone. Pink again took advantage, and hauled Pausini up bodily, slamming her back against the cage. Unable to get any power from there Laura tried to cover her face, anticipating head blows. Pink snarled, towering over the cringing beauty, and began to hammer swinging lefts and rights under Laura's guard, and into Pausini's taut belly. The fists thudded loudly into Pausini's body, driving her into the cage wall, ripping into her stomach, leaving Pausini breatless, hurt, and weak.
Pink was in her element. She fought back the instinct to continue smashing Pausini into unconsciousness. So, to the crowd's surprise Pink stood back and allowed Pausini to stumble to her knees and find her breath. Laura looked a mess.
Eyes ablaze Laura began to fight back, like a cornered animal will. She continued to take punishment though. Pink caught her with two blistering kicks to the face.
Pink never took her eyes off Laura Pausini, looking like a bull, high on adrenalin, eager to inflict yet more pain on the woman opposite her. The destruction of the once proud Laura Pausini continued unchecked. Pink was quickest to the punch, deflecting a couple of weak half hearted jabs from Pausini, and steaming two fisted into Pausini's stomach. Pink 's arms moved like pistons, hammering her iron fists into Pausini's much less muscular, softer, more feminine stomach. Pink roughly shoved Laura flat against the cage and raised Laura's arms up above her head. Using her left hand, Pink held both Laura's arms by the wrists, stretching them up until Pausini was forced to stretch, tautening her belly. With a snarl Pink clenched her right fist and began to punch Pausini. She had Pausini’s entire undefended torso to aim at. The first blows were again to Pausini's sexy bare belly, each punch destroying a little more of Laura's stomach muscles. The crowd was still cheering Pink on, or shouting encouragement to Laura, but they began to quieten as the beating continued with no sign of Laura responding. Pink saw the look of submission in Pausini's eyes, an acceptance of her inferiority to the muscular brute .
How could the fight continue? Pink looked annoyed that her opponent had evaded her annihilation, and she roughly, and easily hoisted the italian woman back to her feet. . Laura is burning up inside, unable to speak, unable to focus. Pink hits her with a high kick to the face, Pausini screws up her face in agony, and again slumps to the floor.
Laura is flipped over onto her back, and Pink sits on her, smashing unanswered punches down into the desirable targets of that sexy feminine waist and those mouth watering D cup mounds of breast meat. Body punching seems to be enough for Pink at this stage. Laura’s face is marked, but is relatively intact still. Pink is spending the whole round working on Pausini’s body. The crowd begs for Pink to show them more. Smashing Pausini down with a blistering hook to the face, Pink dully peels the skimpy shorts down over the peach of an ass, and down those long shapely legs. Underneath Laura Pausini is wearing a black leather thong. Pink flings the shorts away and hauls Pausini to her feet, turning her around so everyone can see the firm rubbery ass cheeks she has exposed. Laura is barely conscious by now, and is only vaguely aware of the crowd noise.
Laura sways, totally helpless. Pink hits her across the mouth again, and there is more blood. The crowd quiets down as they watch the helpless fan favorite being taken apart. Two more clubbing punches smash into Laura’s pretty face, spreads blood over Pink’s gloves, and splashing it over half the cage floor. Laura’s face is being ruthlessly beaten to pulp. Her looks are being destroyed bit by bit in front of her army of fans.
Pink worked and worked on Pausini’s body, forcing Laura Pausini to endure the most brutal beating ever handed out in any MMA fight . Pink untied Laura and threw her down into the centre of the cage. Pausini convulsed repeatedly by the brutally of the blows, coughing up blood. Pink lifted her head up a little by the hair, and punched across her face, a big right hook, connecting beautifully and breaking Pausini’s nose. Laura's face was full of blood, it was time to stop the massacre but Pink hits her again ten times in the head until Laura Pausini loose senses, her mouth lolled open, her eyes dull and staring. Her body was limp, lifeless, totally and utterly destroyed by her opponent.
The referee had signalled an end to the fight, indicating a KO. But it was more than a KO, Laura Pausini had been spectacularly destroyed here tonight by Pink . The italian star had been systematically destroyed by the Tigress. The fight had been so one sided that it had never amounted to any sort of contest. Many were sickened at what they had seen, though at the time they found it compulsive viewing. Many were cheering wildly for Pink, intoxicated by the atmosphere, with their primal instincts controlling their behavior. Pink herself was still pumped up. As she was being announced as the winner, she was watching Laura Pausini on the mat unconscious. What a massacre!!!. Laura was completely destroyed and sensless. She was quickly carried on a stretcher to recover in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
Punching the air in salute, Pink went over to Laura and derided her as being nothing more than a jobber. Pink looked awesome. No woman stood a chance against her.
As for Laura Pausini, after 5 days spent in the hospital, luckily her face would recover in full, and within 2 months, she would once again be able to sing. Her confidence in the MMA arena had been destroyed though, and she would need a few confidence restoring fights before she could consider resurrecting her career. In Italy, a lot of magazines covers show Laura on the mat completely KO and destroyed that give Laura more and more humiliation.... but fortunately for Laura, she will never fight again against Pink....

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