[BREAKING] Ben Simmons officially becomes President of the United States after beating Biden in a three point contest
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President (elect) Joseph Biden has officially come forward in a press meeting held Wednesday night, he has officially given up his presidency to (best basketball player ever) Ben Simmons after a subsequent defeat in a three-point contest. The president-elect has said this: " Well, I haven't hooped in a while, and Mr.Simmons challenged me to a three-point contest, the bet was if he won he becomes president, but if I won I get his son, of course, I agreed! This man is an absolute ass at three-pointers, did you see him play man?! But he somehow beat me, he beat me, bro, well I am here to announce that in the spirit of the fair game Ben Simmons is officially the president of the United States, now fuck off."
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