Mad woman on the loose
Monday 10 May 2059 71818 Shares
Investigators are reporting a claim of an irate woman roaming the streets of New York City. This woman is described as vulgar and out of control. She have been flinging insults at people whom she thought was looking recklessly in her direction. Most people have seen this female at the local sex shop flinging dildos at the staff. She is considered to be very disrespectful and she is continuously being heard saying “you got me f*cked up.” She is deemed to be unapproachable so if you do approach her proceed with caution. She is most known by smacking people in the face with dildos covered in KY Jelly. Her mood is “I wish a muh’fukkah would.” Please call your local police station if seen.