Spanish fossil went to Ukraine to benefit from Benjamin Button eternal youth molecular program
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After creating many successful businesses in the Dark Web, selling globally weapons, drugs and fake Viagra, Gonzalo Martin, Spanish citizen with Chile and China roots, is turning next week 74 years old.
Despite his very high standards of life, traveling across Europe and Dubai, always going to 5* hotels, and nicely accompanied by his beautiful Ukrainian girlfriend Olga, Gonzalo cannot hide anymore his elderly age.
Arthritis and regular sexual failures are now part of his daily life.
He left Spain with huge bags of cash money (with unknown origin) once he heard that a molecular program named “Benjamin Button eternal youth” has been launched in Kiev.
This program relies on some nuclear residuals from Chernobyl mixed with Chinese ginger and Colombian plants (rumors talk about coca plants, to be investigated), that could make the patient feel “ from 20 to 30 years younger” as promoted by Ivanus Malaguetti, famous fake doctor in sheep microbiology.
The patient is now waiting for the 1st injection out of the 30 expected with unit price of 5,000 USD. The payment should be done in USD only to the credit of HouariMedical Care Ltd based in Algeria.
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