Northwestern child, 12, gains ultimate knowledge of universe
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Earlier this week, it was revealed that a child by from the town of Portland Or, has unlocked the other ninety percent of his brainpower. He know possess the abilities of super strength and levitation. When the boy was asked how he gained these spectacular abilities, he simply replied: "Foolish humans. Your pathetic newspapers are of course useless to the grand meaning of the universe. But fine. The real reason is because of comic books and other pop culture. I subjected myself to too many nerdy things, and unlocked my full brainpower. And it's not like i'm shilling for comic books either, so don't accuse me of that. I'm not a sellout, and you can quote me on that," Soon after the interview, comic book stores were looted, dungeons and dragons conventions were raided, and Netflix was hacked. The supreme being was unavailable for comment.
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