High School Game Developer Caught Having Scandalous Affair with Pizza
Monday 10 May 2059 10686 Shares
Younes Roumila, student of a prestigious high school, was found this Sunday making out with a slice of pizza and whispering to it. Reporters are busy contacting his girlfriend who has not made a public appearance since the event. Speculators say she is heartbroken and the buffalo pizza may replace her.