Local man caught touching himself in gas station.

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Local man caught touching himself in gas station.

A Florence, KY man Patrick Prince was discovered late Sunday night October 29th 2017 at a Erlanger gas station. He was in the magazine aisle touching himself. The worker noticed his fishy behavior, she watched him for a few minutes then decided to confront Mr. Prince. He then ran from her one hand in his pants the other clinched to a magazine yelling discount double check. He tripped obviously from being intoxicated and fell head first into a coffee stand knocking himself out. The worker in chase then called the Erlanger Police. Police arrived to Mr. Prince still out of it from his fall, laying in the floor mumbling "Godgers" over and over. The officers on scene recovered a new issue of Sports Illustrated titled "The Life of Aaron Rodgers". Police then arrested Mr. Prince for alcohol intoxication in a public place no other injuries were reported.

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