Police make mistake.

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Police make mistake.

Police have recently been following two investigations. On one hand they are trying to find Cam Herald the hobo raper. And in the other they are trying to find a large intruder that broke into police officer Farrells home. Unfortunately the investigators have linked the two unrelated crimes and are now confused as to who raped Caitlin Farrell. Some people believe that it was Cam who did the raping due to his attraction to lesser chromosomed beings. And other believe that it was the large intruder due to loud breathing heard at a local baseball field. Whoever it may be, the general public is praying for Caitlin Farrell. Caitlin Farrell is a devoted muslim and goes to Muslim school 5 days a week. Her mother is a Jew though and this has sparked major fights in the Farrell household. Caitlin has called her mom a “stinky Jew” and said “he (hitler) was right”. We pray for her and that her raper comes to justice in a timely order.

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