Hospital to 'do away' with Medical Staff and replace with people who have done their research.
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WORLD NEWS: A large teaching/research hospital in Germany decided to rather hire people who have spent a few hours doing their own research on the Internet and to let the qualified staff go. Why pay for people who have done several years of intensive science based study when you can rather use people who have spent 50 - 100 hours on the Internet looking for stuff that matches their beliefs.
A hospital spokesperson said**
"The hospital could make great savings employing people who recommend remedies that are based on folk legends and cult remedies. We don't need evidenced medicines that work, faith and anecdotal stories are good enough. We actually don't care that people have been using remedies, some of them for thousands of years and they can't work because they are implausible.
The hospital Marketing Manager, Ms Rainbow Schwachsinn added**
"Because surgery theatres will no longer be in use, we plan to have kiosks in the foyer that will sell everything from Diet Supplements, Healing crystals and Tarot cards right through to Essential oils, Detox kits and Magnetic Healing Bracelets.
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