Life's a beach for Johnny Two Clip's! Gardai comissioner pleads for more calm in Limerick
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In what can only be described as a bold show of defiance and arrogance in which gardai say feared mob boss johnny two clip's uploaded a photo on social media today in the quiet seaside town of ballybunnion. Two clip's has vowed revenge for the spate of recent drug raid's in which a substantial amount of fada,s and deadly Moroccan taz bar's had been intercepted by both Gardai and European police. However two clip's feared son JP has sworn that head's must roll after an internal feud in which Pa (brush) storan is rumoured to have been an informer for several year's. He's been rumoured to be hiding out in banna strand selling fake taz bar's with no fada! In the run up to Christmas gardai fear the sight of two clip's flexing his muscle along the famous wild atlantic way could ruin the once famous tourist spot and turn it into a drug riddled haven, especially with the 100 Xmas bonus announced last week. A bounty of €20,000 has been placed on Pa Storans life. The cartel have threatened to hijack Storans mother's saint Vincent da Paul's hamper before its delivered to raheen square and her bag of smokeless coal! Local councillor and former detective baldy lynch said on 95fm this morning there's no depths that this syndicate will no dip to!! To be continued....
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