FERRET TICKLER STRIKES AGAIN!!!
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Mason tanner Aka Conisbrough’s finest ferret fiddler has been found to have been getting a little too fond with his furry friends some may say he has a weird fetish. Last night around mid night mason was caught in “Melon Head’s” garden trying to fondle with his innocent female ferret (Also known as a Jill). Melon head viciously rugby tackled mason to the floor and rang the RSPCA to collect the poor rodent. Melon head described the vulgar noises he heard as mason apparently was grunting heavily and saying “don’t worry Casper, it will all be over soon”
Despite Masons previous allegations where he was accused of having oral sex with multiple mirror carp which he caught and stole from barnbrough fisheries in his little brothers cooler bag. Mason brung a small wooden spoon which he used to take samples of slime from the Breem he caught. As we have investigated further we have found traces of the slime around the ferrets anal regions.
This man is truely a threat to any furry or scaled species and we highly advise that you keep your beloved pets safe as we have not yet caught the zoophile.
Masons last whereabouts are said to have been at the windmill cage on his orange mountain bike. If he is seen please contact the police on 101
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