Florida Man Get Soccer Ball Up Asshole and Dies

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At approximately 11 pm Florida man Jack Goff snorts a pound of cocaine before stripping naked and going to his backyard. At his current state with all the cocaine traveling through his bloodstream to his brain he jumps on a Adidas soccer ball. Mainly because of his 25 hour anal session with a dragon dildo the day before the ball goes up his asshole easily. The ball pops inside him and shortly after in around 6.9 seconds he sadly passes away due to the ball causing severe damage to his insides as well as the cocaine. Rest Easy... RIP Jack Goff

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