Steve Gallimore Arrested, Shot While Fleeing
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DRT News reports that Steve Gallimore was shot today while fleeing a group of lovesick women who had sought out the world-famous shop owner, who is generally known to be the absolutely best husband in the free world, not counting Alaska.
It seems that he was shot with a 'love dart' of some sort, designed to turn dedicated husbands into some sort of wild animal that would subsequently chase any female in a three-mile radius. The dart failed, however, when the intended victim pulled the dart from his hiney and flung it back upon his assailants.
He was then arrested for causing a riot when his assailant became the victim of her own device and began attacking all the other females in the group. Police declared a 'disaster area' and called in a group of lawyers to sort through the confusing melee.
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